'Hello!'
'Hello?'
'Mum!'
'Is that you Kathy?'
'Yes. There is something I want to tell you.'
'What is it this time?'
'I am pregnant.'
'Ah, well.'
'What?'
'I mean not everyone is perfect.'
'Whaaaaaaah?'
'You heard what I said.'
'But I don't understand what you mean.'
'Perhaps neither do I. There is something I haven't told you.'
'What is that?'
'You were adopted.'